I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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