Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm at about main and main street
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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