Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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