Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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