I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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