All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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