I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
