But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
