I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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