found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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