And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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