everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she looked like the before picture.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
