I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Are we still banned from the library?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize