Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
