Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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