how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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