I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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