She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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