he was CRYING into my vagina
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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