i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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