Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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