last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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