Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize