Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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