She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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