Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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