does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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