Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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