I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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