i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
should my penis look like a turkey
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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