yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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