come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
