I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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