I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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