haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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