i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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