Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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