I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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