Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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