Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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