you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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