well I can't set my house on fire every night
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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