Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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