somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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