i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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