Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
