My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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