Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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