I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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