called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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