How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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