I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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